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Pregnant Man Unable to Carry His Bundle of Joy for Full Term

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Lance and Bruno were so excited about the arrival of their first bundle. Lance, who had carried their precious gift, had just finished decorating the nursery when he knew there was something wrong. “He felt a shift,” explained Bruno. “His body just couldn’t take the pressure any longer.” Lance had made a terrible mistake the night before of consuming a large number of spicy wings and nachos.

It didn’t take long before he was strapped to the toilet and forcing what has been described as a 4 pounder out. The corn-fed arrival was delivered too soon resulting in premature delivery. Both Lance and Bruno shaken up over the instance, are determined to have another shot at it.

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