The Who Chooses the Who for their Monkeypox Theme Song
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND. – Dr. Tedros is expected to announce the new theme song to be used when introducing the World Health Organization as...
As Monkey Pox Fails to Gather Momentum There Are New Threats on Horizon
WASHINGTON, D.C. – As Covid winds down its threat of a death in the country, and Monkey Pox not gaining new steam as a viability for...
50 Couples File for Divorce Over Upside-down Pineapple Prank on Recent Cruise Ship
MOBILE, AL – More than 50 couples on a recent cruise have filed for divorce after a prankster had placed upside-down pineapples on random...
Pregnant Man Unable to Carry His Bundle of Joy for Full Term
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Lance and Bruno were so excited about the arrival of their first bundle. Lance, who had carried their precious gift,...
Carrot Top Ramps Up Security After Multiple Comedian's Attacked
Security a top priority after Chris Rock & Dave Chappelle attacks in recent month LAS VEGAS, NV – Comedian Carrot Top is not taking any...
ROE v. WADE NOT THE ONLY LEAKS FROM SUPREME COURT THIS WEEK
We are finding that there are additional court opinions that have been leaked over the last few days WASHINGTON, D.C. – Although Roe v....
NETFLIX TO OFFER PORN IN HOPES OF INCREASING REVENUE
Streaming service to provide adult entertainment to homes for a premium price HOLLYWOOD, CA – Netflix has announced it will launch its...
Musk Adds WaPo to Amazon Cart
Musk Seeks WaPo and Other Media Firms to Promote Free Speech SEATTLE, WA – With his recent acquisition of Twitter, Elon Musk is pursuing...
Elon Gets Restraining Order After AOC Stalks Tesla Headquarters
AOC Now Considered a Stage 5 Clinger by Those Closest to Elon AUSTIN, TX - Tesla headquarters over the weekend faced a huge security...